(THE REALITY IS, I'VE MELLOWED OUT AT ROUGHLY 4:30, BUT I'M STILL USING ALL-CAPS FOR LATE NIGHT POSTING. CARRY ON WITH READING.)
SO MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS STILL FUCKED. ALSO, I'VE FALLEN ILL TO A COLD THAT I MORE THAN LIKELY GOT FROM MY DAD. IT MAKES MY THROAT SORE AND AWFUL, SO I FIGURE IF I DON'T SLEEP, MY THROAT CAN'T DRY OUT.
SOLID LOGIC, RIGHT? ANYWAY, HERE'S SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE DONE TODAY:
1. ALMOST PLACED A WATER JUG INTO A MICROWAVE.
(ONLY TO STOP BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T FIT)
BIZARRE, RIGHT?
OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION I ALSO GOT REALLY DYHDRATED OR SOME OTHER KIND OF ALTERATION TO THE COLD, BECAUSE MY MIND HAS BEEN COMING AND GOING ALL DAY. SO THAT HAPPENED. MY DAD ASKED IF I WAS MAKING TEA.
I ALMOST THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING IT, TOO. EXCEPT THAT WOULDN'T WORK. AND I DON'T LIKE TEA THAT MUCH.
2. STARTED TO REMOVE MY PANTS FOR NO REASON.
SERIOUSLY.
DON'T WORRY LADIES, I DIDN'T DARE DRAW ANYTHING YOUR PRETTY LITTLE EYES COULDN'T BEAR TO SEE (IN A HOT WAY, I SWEAR. DON'T READ THAT THE WRONG WAY.)
SO YEAH, I WAS DOWNSTAIRS, GETTING UP TO GET WATER, BUT THEN I THOUGHT FOR SOME REASON I SHOULD START PULLING MY PANTS DOWN.
THANKFULLY, I THOUGHT "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING" AND PULLED THEM UP. NO ONE WAS HOME. AGAIN, HOPE NO ONE HAS HIDDEN CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE.
HATE TO BURST YOUR LAUGH BUBBLE, BUT THESE ARE THE LAST TOTALLY RANDOM THINGS I DID TO MYSELF. MOVING ONTO SOMETHING LESS ZANY.
3. CONSUMED ORANGE THINGS
(AKA: ORANGE IS A LOUIE'S BEST FRIEND)
WHAT YOU SEE IS ESSENTIALLY MY DIET TODAY. ALL TO FIX MY THROAT. ORANGE IS DELICIOUS. SO IS PASTA, BUT MIX IT WITH THE SAUCES AND YOU BASICALLY GOT ORANGE. YELLOW + RED, BABY.
I JUST NOTICED I FORGOT TO DRAW JELLO. GODDAMMIT LOUIE, JELLO IS DELICIOUS.
4. PLOTTED THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER.
(DON'T WORRY JARED, THE DETAILS ARE BETWEEN US)
NOW YOU MAY NOTICE THERE ISN'T AN IMAGE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT.
"WHAT GIVES, YOU ASS? I JUST LIKE LOOKING AT PICTURES."
HOLD YOUR SERVING SIZE THERE BILLY, BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.
I WAS 'COMMISSIONED' TO THINK OF AN IDEA FOR THE NEXT BIGGEST GAME EVER, FROM THIS GUY WHO IS GOING TO PROGRAM IT AND MAKE ME MONEY.
THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS A CONCEPT ART OF THE CURRENCY SYSTEM...THAT HE IS COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT I DREW. (SPOILER: IT'S IN POUNDS)
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| "THAT IS CLEARLY WHAT BRITISH CURRENCY LOOKS LIKE LOUIE, GOOD JOB" - ME |
5. MAKE ANOTHER SILLY BLOG.
THIS SHIT IS META NOW.
I'M USING META CORRECTLY, YES?
WELL, THE BLOG TRAIN MAKES IT STOP HERE FOR NOW. SO, NOTHING TOO NEW WITH ME, EXCEPT-
I FORGOT TO DRAW MY FACIAL HAIR TO THE PICTURES OF ME
WELL I'LL REMEMBER NOW THAT I JUST GOT PRETTY UPSET BY THAT. STUPID LOUIE. NOW WHAT CAN YOU DO TO FIX THIS.
WAIT, OH I KNOW
YOU SHOULD LOOK AT THE REAL ART PROGRESS I THINK I'M MAKING ON CARTOONS.
I THINK IT'S PRETTY NICE, BUT I KNOW I HAVE SOME NASTY COMMENTS ABOUT IT BECAUSE ALL ARTISTS HATE THEIR WORK AT TIMES.
OKAY JUST LOOK AT IT NOW OK
FOR SOME REASON, I DREW THE DEAD ZOMBIE ME FIRST...THEN WORKED ON THIS GUY ON THE RIGHT. ALSO, SINCLAIR NEEDS SOME LOVE ONCE IN A WHILE.
BALLOONS GET LONELY.





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