WHO SLEEPS?

HEY BOYS AND GIRLS, IT'S TIME TO MEET ME EARLY IN THE MORNING. FILLED WITH ENERGY FROM NOT SLEEPING.

THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?

BEE-TEE-DUBZ, I'M WRITING THIS FROM MY NEW COMPUTER. I LOVE IT. THOUGH...I THINK SOMETHING ABOUT IT IS KEEPING MY CAPS LOCK PERMANENTLY ON.

IS THAT OBNOXIOUS? MAYBE.

NEW THING: ALL CAPS BLOGS = I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN A LONG TIME/PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER (RIGHT NOW)/REALLY HYPER BECAUSE OF A COOL THING

EXCEPT THAT LIKE ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE RIGHT NOW.
FUCK, I HOPE YOU'RE STILL READING THIS. TRUST ME, I TURN THIS INTO A BLOG BUT JUST ALL CAPS IN LIKE RIGHT NOW.



SO, I WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO DOWNLOAD LEFT 4 DEAD 2 AND THEN GO TO SLEEP. THEN...I REMEMBERED I HAD SPOTIFY TO DOWNLOAD. SO I DID THAT...THEN MUSIC HAPPENED. I'LL GO MORE INTO THAT LATER. SO, THEN I DECIDED TO DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO DRAW. SO THEN DRAWING I DID.

THE FIRST THING I DID WAS SOMETHING ABOUT A GUY WHO HAD 3-D EYE SURGERY.

THIS IDEA WAS STUPID. I LIKED THE SCREAMING THOUGH.

I CONTINUED TO DRAW. AS I DID, I THOUGHT 

"HOLY SHIT. I NEED TO BLOG." 

EXCEPT I TOTALLY GOT DISTRACTED BY REDDIT.

TURNS OUT, REDDIT CAN MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW.

SO AFTER THAT DISTRACTION, I WENT ONTO ANOTHER ONE.

SPOTIFY.

SO, I MENTIONED BEFORE I WAS ROAMING THIS LITTLE MUSIC DOO-DAD, AND THEN I FOUND A PLAYLIST OF LIKE ALL THE POPULAR SONGS OF 2011.

TURNS OUT, I LIKED HALF OF THESE SONGS THAT WERE FROM PROM OR OTHER PLACES I MAY HAVE HEARD PARTY MUSIC. I HAVE NO IDEA IF THESE SONGS ARE STILL RELEVANT TO ALL THEM HIP KIDS (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HIPSTERS), BUT I DON'T CARE. I KNEW THAT ONE SONG BY PINK THOUGH. I DANCED HARD TO THAT.

IT WAS SICK.

EXCEPT NOW I AM CONSTANTLY REPLAYING SOME USHER SONG. LET ME CHECK THE NAME..."MORE - REDONE JIMMY POKER REMIX".

I MEAN IT THIS TIME WHEN I SAY I ACTUALLY GOT UP AND DANCED TO THIS LIKE I WOULD IF I WAS TRYING TO ACTUALLY DANCE. I HOPE NO ONE SAW ME AT 5AM.

HOWEVER, IT MADE ME THINK OF IF I WAS MISSING A LEG AND WENT TO A DANCE CLUB. IF IT WAS A METAL BAR, I COULD LIKE...MAKE SPARKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR IF I DANCED HARD ENOUGH.

I'LL PROBABLY CUT MY LEG OFF SOON.

ALSO, DID YOU NOTICE THAT LAST DRAWING OF ME HAD THE WEIRD FACIAL HAIR?

I'M GROWING THAT OUT. FINGERS CROSSED FOR A GOATEE IN LIKE 2 MONTHS.

ANYWAY, AFTER THAT, I STARTED TO MESS AROUND WITH SAI'S CRAYON.

I WAS THINKING OF CREATING SOME CUTE COMIC FOR LADIES WITH THEM, BUT THEN I THOUGHT "FUCK THAT" AND THEN I CONTINUED TO WRITE THIS BLOG.

MY WORK AREA REEKS OF KETCHUP. I'M SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR I'M NOT HIGH OR ANYTHING THOUGH. BESIDES, IF YOU READ THIS BLOG YOU MORE THAN LIKELY KNOW ME FAIRLY WELL, AND WOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO ASSUME SUCH GIBBERISH.

FUCK YOU SPOTIFY COMMERICALS, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPRITE OR TWITTER

GODDAMN

I'M GOING TO GO DANCE MORE

DID YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?

WELL

HERE'S A GLIMPSE AGAIN FOR YOU